An Ad for Warrants Makes Me Angry 令人生氣的權證廣告


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Today I came across an advertisement promoting warrants to the general public at a very busy metro station in central Taipei. The advertisement is so huge that occupied several walls along a key pathway. That means whoever did this spent big bucks doing this. 


今天在一個人潮很多的台北捷運(地鐵)站看到巨幅廣告,廣告推銷「權證」(warrants)。廣告佔了好幾個牆面,人潮眾多,是一個非常重要的廣告點,可以想見做廣告的人一定砸了很大一筆錢來做這些廣告。


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The main slogan is THIS IS MY WARRANT STYLE. USE MY OWN MONEY FOR MY OWN DREAM.


And it comes with several sub-slogans like: I BUY WARRANTS, I WANT TO HAVE A DREAM OF XXXX. 


And there are four XXXX including: Becoming a boss, Traveling, Becoming more fashionable and Riding a Harley Davidson motorcycle. It is clear that their target is the younger generation of workers who cannot afford to fulfill those dreams mentioned.


廣告主要的標語是「這是我的權證STYLE,用自己的錢買自己的夢。」次標題是:我買權證,我想擁有老闆夢。我買權證,我想擁有旅遊夢。我買權證,我想擁有時尚夢。我買權證,我想擁有重機夢。很明顯這廣告針對的是年輕上班族,尤其是那些其實真的很難用自己賺的錢滿足這些夢的年輕人。


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I was really shocked and angry to see this advertisement. This should be banned. When I was younger, I was once bewildered by warrants - you only need to spend a little amount of money but you might get many times of it in return! It took me a while to realize that values of most of warrants go to zero since time is also part of its value. Despite the fact that it is indeed a tool for hedging investment, for small buyers they are no more than a gamble with legitimate status.


看到這廣告,我既驚訝又生氣,這些廣告應該都要被禁的。我年輕的時候也曾經被權證迷惑過,幾千塊錢就可以投資,而且潛在獲利可能是好幾倍!買了幾次之後我才願意承認,其實權證最後價值都會歸零,因為這就是所謂衍生性商品,「時間」內含在價錢內,而其目標區間通常很難達到,最後都回歸於零。這些商品,確實有其所謂投資避險的功能,但是大家都知道,其實為數眾多的小投資人,都把它當賭博,一種有合法地位看似正當投資的賭博。


Now they are so desperate to target those young generation makes me sick. Maybe 4 out of 1000 becomes a boss, gets to travel to a dream place, buys a Chanel bag and possesses a fancy motorcycle. But 996 of them will just lose their money. All they can get is the short moment of dreaming.


這些賣權證的傢伙,現在竟然如此囂張地往年輕人下手,令人感到不齒。1000人裡面,可能有4個人真的可以美夢成真吧,但是966個人的投資最後都是血本無歸,他們賺到的,只是短暫作夢的權力而已。 


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[Luxury Hotel Series] - Regent Taipei - part 3 - Lights & Shadows and A Secret Garden. [五星飯店系列] 台北晶華 part 3。光與影,祕密花園。


Last time at [Luxury Hotel Series] I introduced Regent Taipei in part 2 here. 上回 [五星飯店系列] …


[Luxury Hotel Series] - Regent Taipei - part 2 Little guests and Good morning breakfast


Today we also have two themes and they are Lights & Shadows and A Secret Garden. Both need no lengthy descriptions. I will let the photos speak. 


這次主題是光與影祕密花園。這兩個主題都不需要太多言詞,我將讓照片來帶領你感受。


Lights & Shadows  光與影


5-star hotels are all about aesthetics. 五星飯店非常重要的一個元素就是:美。


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Secret Garden  祕密花園


This is actually the name of Regent Taipie’s new and delicate bakery/cafe. They have done a great job decorating the place to match its name. 


其實這是台北晶華地下街新的法式烘焙坊兼咖啡廳的名字。整體裝飾非常精緻脫俗,彷彿走入一個秘密花園…


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Next time - same hotel, still to come, but the last intro. The theme will be a little bit different, not directly about this hotel per se. It is about nearby dining options!


本系列下回還是同一飯店,最後一篇。主題稍有不同,是關於飯店周邊美食探索


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Live Steemit Update!! We have a space-time disturbance here people!


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Check this screenshot under Steemit mainpage’s new (created) tag!!


Post age first decreases (this should be worng!) then increases … 


Do we have a space-time disturbance here!? 


Someone comes from future Steemit maybe!? 


Update1.


See!? It is still on!! Even this very post shows “9 minutes” RIGHT AFTER submission! Where are my 9 mins!! 


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Now we have lost it. It is gone. Everything back to normal space-time order … It looks like just another normal Steemit day as usual … 


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短篇故事-少年和他的綠色戰機 (五) 完結篇 A Short Story - D and his Green Fighter Jet - part 5 [final episode]


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在電腦螢幕上,一架戰機飛過 … 


D想到這作業,就不由自主的微笑。從小到大,他從來沒有對於一項課堂作業這麼熱衷,這麼期待與全心投入。


當然,這還是以組為單位的作業。當組員們聽到組裡的帶頭大哥說出這麼酷的想法之後,紛紛表示了極高的讚賞與崇拜之意:「你也太強了吧!」,「靠!你好猛!」,「我們就靠你了!」等等字句,不斷湧來,但只持續了半堂課。當他們發現這看似偉大豪邁的畫面,其實還是要靠那些搞不懂的數字與英文指令來完成後,很快地,他們就紛紛恢復往日電腦課的標準作息:看漫畫(外面包著程式設計講義),或是寫(抄)當天要交的作業,沒帶漫畫沒作業的話,就發呆或睡覺。D一點都不在乎。他反而喜歡能夠主導一切的進行,不用跟組員商量或解釋(教學)。


這架戰機是屬於他一個人的。


一點,一滴,從一行一行的程式碼,除錯,編譯,執行,再次重複。一條線,一條線地畫。直線,弧線,圓形,方形 … 計算座標,線與線,要精準連結,線的弧度,必須是戰機流體力學式的弧度。終於,D畫出了一架簡單優雅的戰鬥機。等待起飛。


畫好的圖案要「飛行」,而且只是直線飛行,並不困難。調整參數,你就能控制她的速度。但至多也就是從螢幕左邊,飛到右邊隱沒,飛不出這陰極射線管的牢籠。


D調整好他理想的速度後,組員們偶而從節奏中抬頭,看到飛機會飛,再度讚嘆了一番,但這次很快就繼續低頭例行公事了。好像是做完了,但D卻感覺到不太滿意。這不夠過癮啊,該怎麼加強呢?


飛彈!戰鬥機怎麼可以沒有飛彈?太好了,馬上趕工,畢竟飛彈比戰機好畫多了。很快地,這架戰機左右兩翼就各掛上了一枚飛彈。而且,D還做了一點改變:飛彈比戰機速度調快一點,這樣一來 …


戰機就可以接戰,在飛行中射出兩枚飛彈了!


太帥了!這不是遊戲中才有的畫面嗎?竟然自己就可以做得到,這時,D對於這份作業感到十分滿意。他不斷按下空白鍵,戰機不斷從左飛到右,同時不斷地發射飛彈 … 


下課時間還沒到,戰機不停機械式地發射飛彈,開始感到有點無聊。D又開始想要怎麼再次強化升級。


對了!一架戰機太孤單了,豬頭!怎麼沒想到!D心裡咒罵著。馬上他就用複製貼上概念,組了三架飛機的聯隊,中間帶頭飛的那架當然要領先半個機身,形成三角隊型出任務了。看著戰機聯隊英姿飛行,沿途射出六顆飛彈,畫面壯觀,料想敵人必然完全被殲滅了吧,哈哈!


還有點時間,他想。終於,最後加入final touch,納入了客製化元素。


首先,畫面上會出現:Please Enter Flying Speed [from 1 to 9] : 如此一來,每次飛行速度都可以選擇,從有點慢動作飛行,到如子彈般極速飛行瞬間消失;每種速度,享受不同。其次,再提示問:Missle Launch? (Y/N) : 這樣一來,你還可以選擇是否發射飛彈,還是掛著嚇唬人就好。一樣,兩種效果,各有千秋。一共有 9*2 = 18 種變化,D得意的很,終於他對於這份作業感到滿意了 … 


最後,當老師到各組驗收作業時,來到這組看過demo之後,也不禁大大讚賞誇獎了一番,當然,他誇的是全組。不過,D一點不在乎。他的心,還在那個美妙的0與1的空間裡,飛行。


一直到很多很多年之後,當D已經不再是少年,甚至是中年了,他都一直還記得那份作業,與那份成就感。


在他心裡,那個綠色單色的簡單戰機組合,水平地在螢幕上的移動,是永遠也忘不了的畫面。甚至,比起現實世界藍天白雲裡,幾架F16或幻象2000呼嘯劃過天際,更加真實,更加令人 …


熱血沸騰。


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Please Enter Flying Speed [from 1 to 9] :

Missle Launch? (Y/N) :


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短篇故事-少年和他的綠色戰機 (一) A Short Story - D and his Green Fighter Jet - part 1


短篇故事-少年和他的綠色戰機 (二) A Short Story - D and his Green Fighter Jet - part 2


短篇故事-少年和他的綠色戰機 (三) A Short Story - D and his Green Fighter Jet - part 3


短篇故事-少年和他的綠色戰機 (四) A Short Story - D and his Green Fighter Jet - part 4


短篇故事-少年和他的綠色戰機 (五) 完結篇 A Short Story - D and his Green Fighter Jet - part 5 [final episode]




Note. 0. If you think “missle” is misspelled, it is not. It is deliberately written to reflect that D at that time was just a teenager learning everything about the world, including English.  


Note. 1. 此短篇故事夾敘夾議夾故事,根據某人經歷鋪陳改寫,甚至加油添醋,同樣是為了記錄一段歲月。2. 近來較沒空寫長文,終於結束,感謝等待。  3. 文中用語皆採台灣慣用法,大陸讀者們應該不難猜,也歡迎直接發問。4. My second Chinese-only short story. Exclusive for Steemit. I am sorry that you cannot read Chinese, because it is a great story. Maybe I will write an English version. 



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[Luxury Hotel Series] - Regent Taipei - part 2 - Little guests and Good morning breakfast [五星飯店系列] 台北晶華 part 2。小客人與豐盛早餐。


Last time at [Luxury Hotel Series] I introduced Regent Taipei in part 1 here. 上回 [五星飯店系列] …


SteemFest Live and the Roof Top Swimming Pool [五星飯店系列] 台北晶華 part 1。看直播與屋頂泳池。


Today we also have two themes and they are little guests and good morning breakfast


這次主題是小客人豐盛的早餐。 


Regent Taipei, in our experience in recent years, is adjusting to focus more on family instead of just business customers. But as a five star hotel, accommodating little guests is always essential. For infants, they can provide a bottle sterilizer, a baby basin and a baby cot. Since my boy is already four years old, we just need a small bed. But Regent has given us more this time, which is a surprise for us.


最近到台北晶華酒店的經驗,發現他們逐漸調整營運策略。原先以商務與觀光客為主,現在也開始重視家庭旅客市場。對於五星級飯店來說,提供小客人入住所需物品,是一定必備的,通常對於有嬰兒隨行的客人,飯店會提供奶瓶蒸氣消毒機、小澡盆以及嬰兒床等。我兒子已經超過4歲了,我們只需要一個小床。但這次為小孩準備的東西讓我們有一些驚喜。看下去吧!


First, a smile of fruits to welcome you! Oh, this is not to welcome the little one only.

先是微笑水果盤,進房間就看到,這當然不是專門只為小孩準備的啦。


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The small wooden bed. Really big enough to accommodate big kids. 

這個木頭小床還真不小,可以睡到5-6歲吧。


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Viola! This is a surprise for us: cute tooth brush set, small slippers and paper dolls with Regent dresses!! Really cute!


 看看這些可愛的東西!卡通刷牙組、小拖鞋和晶華服務員工制服的紙娃娃一份,非常可愛啊!


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Tooth brush set with minions and mickey mouse. 

刷牙組合裡的小小兵和米老鼠。


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That’s all. But this guy only wants to watch his DVD - Zootopia … See how relaxed he is …

就這些了。但小子不關心,他只想躺在大床上看Zootopia的DVD,瞧他多舒服!


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Next, the breakfast - the most important meal of a day! Regent Taipei is famous for its breakfast buffet served at the BRASSERIE restaurant. It is a beautiful place to enjoy your breakfast - one of the main dining area has floor-to-ceiling windows and there are tall trees outside the windows. This time I did not take a full view of the place, But these photos can give you the idea of dining here. Just wonderful.


接下來就是最重要的飯店早餐了!台北晶華酒店的自助早餐很有名,餐廳叫做栢麗廳,非常美的用餐環境,最主要的用餐區有三面採光的落地窗,窗外就是扶疏的樹木,偶而陽光灑落,十分愜意。我這次沒有拍全景,但這幾張照片應該可以讓你感受到這環境的舒適。


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The buffet has quite a variety of foods to choose from. Chinese of course, with a doze of local cuisines. Western of course, as this is essential for all international 5 star hotels. Japanese and some Korean, because Regent Taipei is probably the most popular choice for tourists from Japan. So I took the liberty to put together some of our meal photos to give you two sets of breakfast. Please enjoy. Coffee or tea for you, sir and ma’am !? :-)


餐廳採自助式,各國美食任選。中式料理加入台灣當地一些美食,西式料理大概是國際五星飯店必備,再加入日本與韓國的一些料理,因為這間飯店幾乎可以說是日本旅客的在台北的首選住宿地點,吃早餐時旁邊常常可以聽到日語。我把我們吃的一些餐點照片集結成兩套早餐,供各位享用,請慢用!請問是要來點咖發還是紅茶? :)


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Update. I have found some photos showing more of the buffet restaurant. Here are three:


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Next time - same hotel, still to come. Themes will be lights & shadows and a secret garden.


本系列下回還是同一飯店,主題是光與影以及祕密花園


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Coffee Lovers MUST Have! HILARIOUS Fridge Magnet for a Laugh Every Morning!


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I bought this fridge magnet from Thailand years ago. It gives me good mood every morning. Thai people is famous for their sense of humor and this magnet is one classical example. 


Take a closer look. It says …


Coffee! You can sleep when you’re dead!! 


Just hilarious!! LOL!!


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Originality: My fridge, my magnet and my photos!!



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